Gay Marriage

[Lazarus]

A couple of mates of my former colleague got married recently, attached are pictures of their happy day, and the reception on a boat the Thames.

BTW the bald guy is the man, the guy with hair is the girl.

[Rascal]

ummmm... they both have hair....

[acg_psychotic]

np disrespect to your ex colleagues mates or owt but its not natural

[TimGc]

np disrespect to your ex colleagues mates or owt but its not natural

don't think this is a thread to debate whether "homersexuality" is "natural" or not, more of a congratulations thread. SO, Congratulations to the couple.

[MetaLX]

well at least theyre not emo, or worse yet, music pirating djs! http://www.subvertcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/teef.gif

[MySize]

Why should I congratulate them. I agree, it's completely un-natural and I fully disagree with gay marriages. Congratulations to anyone who agrees with me. I got molested by a gay man in Barcelona. They're all perverted hetrophobics.

[Lazarus]

I see what you are saying MySize, I've been touched up by randy gay men desperated to fiddle with a young boy, it is disturbing, and makes me wonder what it must be like to be a fit bird with wicked tits and personality, like Becky Parford for example, the attention must get really annoying, and make one very uncomfortable.

However, everyone should be allowed to do their own thing, the interview with Doc Scott posted here recently opened my eyes, if people want to like kids jump up, let them, because they probably are kids, and they probably just want to take some G or pills and shake their wobbly bits, or gurn uncontrollably all night, and as such jump up is perfect for that. Occassionally I meet young people round Reading and do a whole Atmos Cop lock down scenario, recently at a party I really pissed off some clueless middle class attractive 22 year old, eventually making her feel like a trendoid middle class numpty from near Goring and Streetly trying to be urban. She said she loved Bukem, I said well name a tune of his then, she felt silly, then I just got worse, in a semi joking frame of mind, and really made her feel stupid. She ended up hating my guts while I laughed inside. The next day I felt dirty...

I learnt that we must allow Whitey, we must allow the 'Marlow Crew Inside' (even though they are just posh birds looking for some DJ/MC/Producer cock), we must allow Joe Noonan and we must allow The Baron and Dave to get married.

[MySize]

Bollocks. Your full of bollocks mate. Why should I be subjected to pictures of a gay marriage whilst browsing forums. U know the problem with the world today? Lack of respect for tradition. People are so worried about being different that they don't know what 'wacky' move to make next. Now I don't mind a bit of off the wall spontanaity, but having sexual relations with another man for shock value? That's one step too far.

[Tobes]

i got some good gay friends, metalx is one of them :) there funny as hell, who cares if your gay or not, its 2007, sheesh, just no emos or music pirating dj's, thats all i ask :ciao:

[wumpsworth]

i'm with you MySize, i used to live with a gay guy amd i used to like him, but his complete lack of respect for our privacy was unreal. he used to bring gay hookers back to our flat and take up the whole place. i once caught them at it in our bathroom. it's like when a womans involved they get scared so they keep what they do to their own space, or at least when the house is empty, but when two men get together they just force their sick sodemy on everyone. at least i know they are going straight to hell

[MetaLX]

i got some good gay friends, metalx is one of them :) there funny as hell, who cares if your gay or not, its 2007, sheesh, just no emos or music pirating dj's, thats all i ask :ciao:

bolloks i say, bolloks! yeah me and tobes was quite friendly, especailly round sunset with those sloshy drinks and the sand in my bottom. wooohooo. percolating!


hey, who the hell are you anyway mr. noobie. you just pop on here and slag off someone for no apparent reason. unless thats one of our regulars in drag lol then do you mind a proper introduction b4 posting such crap?

[Tobes]

erm,,,,Mysize, Wumpsworth, & Its me snitches, all share the same ip, :bebored:strange

[it's me snitches!]

What's your beef with emos? Some maybe emotionally unstable but at least you know their probably not going to try and touch your penis down a dark alley while you're trying to take a piss.

[Lazarus]

MySize I sort of see where you are coming from, I have met more degenerate gay men on issues as I have well adjusted gay men. However, I have also met more degenerate hetrosexual people than I have well adjusted. Take Pavlov's Dog for example, look around there, it's a bit like a drop in centre for freaks, and I am one of them. But that is the beauty.

I must admit, I have had many run ins with freaky gay guys wanting to put their bits in me, or fiddle with mine, and afterwards you do think "these guys are sick, what are they plying at trying to sexually abuse me, I don't like this whole gay culture, and their almost misogenistic, white male power agenda, they are like Nazis who have boshed too many pills and coke and are just way too randy, and I don't like the way they just use female friends to attract young blokes, and see women as a lesser species." But then you think, no, it's not right to think that way, I must be politically correct and appreciate that people can live the way they want to and if they want to touch me up that is cool because they are really oppressed and their life is really awkward. Now when gay men try to touch me up I just let them, and I think are they nice, isn't it good the way they like really crap music and have veneral diseases and vote Tory and don't care about anyone but themselves, because they make the world a more colourful place...a lot like Pendulum...allow Pendulum and gay blokes that touch up men whilst they urinate, they make the world a much better place!

[Tobes]

What's your beef with emos? Some maybe emotionally unstable but at least you know their probably not going to try and touch your penis down a dark alley while you're trying to take a piss.

can you prove this with every single one? its un natural to be an emo, whats this world coming to? :evil:

[Lazarus]

erm,,,,Mysize, Wumpsworth, & Its me snitches, all share the same ip, :bebored:strange

Generally when I work somewhere I get guys that like DnB to pass by here, so the IP is my work and this Gay Marriage thing seems to have brought insome guys from other sections in my building it seems...I think I know who MySize is but I haven't worked out who the others are yet Tobes...

[it's me snitches!]

can you prove this with every single one? its un natural to be an emo, whats this world coming to? :evil:


now i think you're just being silly. :smilie_widder: if it wasn't for emos, you wouldn't be alive.

[Tobes]

I think I know who MySize is but I haven't worked out who the others are yet Tobes...

one of them keeps winking at me :dil:

[Lazarus]

Face it Jesus was an emo, he was always going on about what was wrong with the world and telling people to be nicer to each other. He was also probably gay as he mainly hung about with single men. So in essence our whole society is based on a gay emo.

[MySize]

You stupid piss drinking scum-bag. U are just arguing for arguments sake. Note, he said 'probably'. Cum-guzzler.

[MySize]

What's wrong with you? You're a closet gay man who hangs around with MetalX. You p*ss drinking scumbag. You're just arguing for arguments sake. Come guzzler.

[MySize]

Yea, I wanted to re-itterate my point, ok?

[Lazarus]

Yes I've drunk piss, litres of it when I was coked off my nut and got my then girlfriend to piss on my face after I had boned her silly and lick coke off her bean...but do you know what I loved it, she loved it to, strutting round the room like a peacock then lighting a fag and looking for any remnants of C.

So basically MySize open your mind to new experiences, I reckon you hate gays well too much, yeah they make prime time TV shit and would probably molest teenage boys given the opportunity, but you hate them way too much...maybe you are gay? Next time you bone your bird why not bring in a random couple, shag the other girl and if you get turned on by the bloke then you know why you hate the gays...because you are a gay. Do you watch dancing on ice or americas next top model? My former housemate Will used to and some people reckon he was gay, I just thought he was metrosexual personally...

[MySize]

He'd probably make a good gay by the sounds of it. I don't have a bird. I reckon you're trying to convert me. I wouldn't bother if i was you. I'll find you, push u out in front of a dumpster and punch you.

[it's me snitches!]

the odd golden shower here and there is rather refreshing, especially after a hot day of rape and pillage.

[Rascal]

LOL.... this thread is funnier than the emo thread! Where did all the biggotry come from all of a sudden?

Laz, you are a legend... Every post you leave here is an eye opening experience. I think as an admin you should rename 'MySize' to 'MyPenisSizeIsXXS'.... that'll wind up the mutha!

[Lazarus]

I like Tumbles cannot find any mod functions...I reckon Tobes hasn't really made me a mod ;)

[MySize]

LOL.... this thread is funnier than the emo thread! Where did all the biggotry come from all of a sudden?

Laz, you are a legend... Every post you leave here is an eye opening experience. I think as an admin you should rename 'MySize' to 'MyPenisSizeIsXXS'.... that'll wind up the mutha!

Rascal, i think you should really look into a career in comedy after that uber-witty name change suggestion! That is if you can manage to pry your mouth away from lazarus' penis for two seconds.

[Lazarus]

MySize are you Richard Percival from the first floor?

[MySize]

No I'm not. Isn't that name an exact anagram of Rival Hard Perricc? Cos i take offence to you calling me that.

[Lazarus]

Are you Ndasi Wilson?

[it's me snitches!]

wow, this is great isn't it? can i consider you guys friends? i might go and sit in some dark corner somewhere and write a poem about how nice you guys are. then i might just hurt myself a little..........just a little tho

[MySize]

I'm not Ndasi. However, I can recommend his online store http://www.myshopshop.net if you haven't visited it already! Cheers.

[Lazarus]

MySize: - There was this guy from the floor above who had gay. He caught it off a PE teacher when he was 15, who basically abused a minor, but because he had gay it wasn't really bad, because people with gay are allowed to do things that people who haven't got gay aren't allowed to...like be bitchy and snide without it being seen as a personality fault, it just 'cos they have gay, and on the contrary to people without gay doing it (where it is seen as bad) it is actually seen as a really colourful and cultured free thing to do...watching crap tv and listening to handbag house is similar, if people without gay do it they are seen as having no taset whatsoever, but people with gay are cool for doing it...you really must learn to adapt to modern morality MySize.

Its Me Snitches : - I think emo is passe now you'll have to get on whatever bandwagon is coming along next, the electro thing is already a bit played out so that would be a short new identity for you...why don't you try gay? That never seems to go out of fashion.

[MySize]

Shut up Laz. Why do u think homosexuals are branded gay? Cos it's gay to be a homo. End of.

[MySize]

Btw, who's this gay guy who worked here Lazarus? Heaven forbid, I may have known him, even worked with him without even knowing he was queer.

[Lazarus]

The guy that had gay was Alistair, he tried to give me gay on his leaving do which was naughty as he was going out with another man that had gay!

You must have known Becky Parford? Alistair told me she tried to cure his for him when the stayed in the same bed together, using her fun bags, but he said he didn't want to be cured of gay as he liked having gay a lot. She was a very thoughtful nice girl that Parford, I really fancied her a lot but she hated me and liked Ryan Holland instead, this made me very sad and hit my confidence, as never really fancied a girl that didn't rate me before that and had only just left the wife. It is still a sore point you may have noticed.

Anyway enough of that, lets talk about DnB MySize, as you are new and people need to know a bit about you. What DJs/Producers do you like?

Are you Roger Mbuga MySize?

[it's me snitches!]

so Lazarassclarrrt, if you're so clued up, can you recommend onto which bandwagon i should hoist myself up on? :bailan:

[Lazarus]

Get into latin/afro beats, girls like that stuff. Stop wearing those weird emo tight jeans and get some baggy skate/urban clothes, hang around Fez or Ponana and pull fit young middleclass girls with tight fifis. Much more jolly than the emo thing I think...

[it's me snitches!]

Actually, i'm not sure i should take advice from someone that is pro-gay.

[acg_psychotic]

oh lordy

my comment wasnt actually about the ethics/morals of a gay marriage

im an engineer i think things through practically not in theory. its not natural as if every man married anotber man and was gay the human race would cease to exist.

p.s.
laz is back to his old self again :D

[MySize]

Lazurus- I remember Becky Parford yes. Never really spoke to her. She sure could suck a dick though. I was really into Bukem's shit until it turned all girly and loadsa gays started listening to him. Nowadays I'm really feeling Fresh. I've come to realise that he's actually a far superior producer AND DJ to Bukem. Also I'm really gettin into emcees like Eksman, Fearless and Fun. So much better than the pretentious shit Conrad for example talks about. Skibadee is still the original master though.

[MySize]

oh lordy

my comment wasnt actually about the ethics/morals of a gay marriage

im an engineer i think things through practically not in theory. its not natural as if every man married anotber man and was gay the human race would cease to exist.

p.s.
laz is back to his old self again :D
Not to mention their filthy rituals. Gays make me sick :sick:

[Lazarus]

Lazurus- I remember Becky Parford yes. Never really spoke to her. She sure could suck a dick though. I was really into Bukem's shit until it turned all girly and loadsa gays started listening to him. Nowadays I'm really feeling Fresh. I've come to realise that he's actually a far superior producer AND DJ to Bukem. Also I'm really gettin into emcees like Eksman, Fearless and Fun. So much better than the pretentious shit Conrad for example talks about. Skibadee is still the original master though.

You've just insulted three things I really appreciate, so you must know me...are you Alex Tango?

Don't be horrible to Parford, she is a nice girl and doesn't deserve that, especially if she did suck your schlong. Anyway, I need to see a counsellor because to fancy someone as much as I fancied her is just not right.

I must say your taste in DnB is the opposite of mine.

I suggest you pop down to Innovation, where is it now? I went when it was at Camden Palace, is it still there?

[Lazarus]

Lazurus- I remember Becky Parford yes. Never really spoke to her. She sure could suck a dick though. I was really into Bukem's shit until it turned all girly and loadsa gays started listening to him. Nowadays I'm really feeling Fresh. I've come to realise that he's actually a far superior producer AND DJ to Bukem. Also I'm really gettin into emcees like Eksman, Fearless and Fun. So much better than the pretentious shit Conrad for example talks about. Skibadee is still the original master though.

You've just insulted three things I really appreciate, so you must know me...are you Alex Tango?

Don't be horrible to Parford, she is a nice girl and doesn't deserve that, especially if she did suck your schlong. Anyway, I need to see a counsellor because to fancy someone as much as I fancied her is just not right, and to let a little rejection get on top of me is silly.

I must say your taste in DnB is the opposite of mine.

I suggest you pop down to Innovation, where is it now? I went when it was at Camden Palace, is it still there?

[TimGc]

Lack of respect for tradition. People are so worried about being different that they don't know what 'wacky' move to make next. Now I don't mind a bit of off the wall spontanaity, but having sexual relations with another man for shock value? That's one step too far.

Bit of a sweeping statement there, saying all gay men only choose to be gay for fashion is a bit of an exaggeration.

Bottom line is, people choose their lifestyles and sexuality, there is nothing that anoyone can do about that [humanly] and talking about it on a forum via a computer is not going to make one spot of difference, you will just have to live with it wether you agree with it or not.

[Lazarus]

Tim, I reckon MySize may have caught gay when he got molested, it must be difficult when you develop gay, to go off the fifi and start to like the barking spider, but I think he should go with it as there is no known cure for gay. I personally have been innoculated against gay by lots of lovely tight Fifi and funbags.

[Harmonyx]

Tim, I reckon MySize may have caught gay when he got molested, it must be difficult when you develop gay, to go off the fifi and start to like the barking spider, but I think he should go with it as there is no known cure for gay. I personally have been innoculated against gay by lots of lovely tight Fifi and funbags.


u hit the nail on head there mate. all the hostility to the gay is an obvious attempt to distract himself from how much much he loves the cock.... he in denile

and chances r high of developing gay after being molested as kid... well thats what all the movies and tv shows i watch suggest (and that is where i find all my worldly knowledge)

so, my advice to Mysizzle is get urself out and go do some good old fashioned cottaging u closet fiddler... as soon as u get urself some hard cock in ur mouth i'm sure all this hosility will fade away and as a bonus you'll instantly aquire perfect fashion sense and understand that those yellow curtains in ur lounge so dont go with that blue throwover and cushions on the sofa

[TimGc]

http://www.itstooloud.com/v3/forum/images/smilies/marchmellow.gif

[chris_blu_mar_ten]

Bollocks. Your full of bollocks mate. Why should I be subjected to pictures of a gay marriage whilst browsing forums. U know the problem with the world today? Lack of respect for tradition. People are so worried about being different that they don't know what 'wacky' move to make next. Now I don't mind a bit of off the wall spontanaity, but having sexual relations with another man for shock value? That's one step too far.

lol

thread the sick

[tumbleweed]

yeah we've had our moments..I was on holiday that week

well at least theyre not emo, or worse yet, music pirating djs! http://www.subvertcentral.com/forum/images/smiles/teef.gif or completely oblivious to the work of Photek

[soulTec]

[QUOTE=TimGc;40122]

Bottom line

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