PDA

View Full Version : and you thought your ticket was a fecker


Tobes
15-01-2004, 11:23 AM
check this sh*t out, was enjoying my morning, just chilling, had little puff,,,ooops shouldnt of left that pure joint next to the bed :smiley3:anyway done the web thing had a tea and through the door comes the post, with one big white envelope, im thinking hhhmm that doesnt look like rubbish, looks kinda official, i dont like post, so i open the fecker to find a fecking court summons,,,aaarrggghh and guess what its for........???????????????


no not a parking ticket,,,no non no...


no wearing my fecking seatbelt,,,aaararrggggg mother f**kers, they stopped me months ago and the f**ker was i had just been wearing the seatbelt and when i got off the motorway i was like sh*t i got to take this thing off im so uncomfortable, f**k me i get stopped a mile down the road, getting a f**king lecture about sh*t thats got f**k all to do with pigs.


whats it got to do with anyone in this planet whether i wear my seat belt or not, know what i mean,,,wanna fight.....f**k. mo fo's


you should see the f**king report the bitch wrote, its like f**king pages long, for a seatbelt,,,,, can you see now why this country is soooooo f**ked,,, some silly pig bitch has spent a whole day farting around with me and a seatbelt and now they want me to go to court....


ffs, what is this world coming too, somebody help me,,,quick light the spliff...http://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/arg.gifEdited by: Tobes

Jamin
15-01-2004, 12:02 PM
<TABLE id=HB_Mail_Container height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0 UNABLE="on">
<T>
<TR height="100%" UNABLE="on" width="100%">
<TD id=HB_Focus_Element vAlign=top width="100%" background="" height=250 UNABLE="off">


cheers that reminds me i got pulled for the same thing new years eve, got to pay that fine!!!, don't want to end up in going your way mate.


Tuff break


http://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley6.gif</TD></TR>
<TR UNABLE="on" hb_tag="1">
<TD style="FONT-SIZE: 1pt" height=1 UNABLE="on">
<DIV id=hotbar_promo></DIV></TD></TR></T></TABLE>

Tobes
15-01-2004, 01:02 PM
its a load of bo**cks isnt it mate..http://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley7.gif

Jamin
15-01-2004, 02:33 PM
<TABLE id=HB_Mail_Container height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0 UNABLE="on">
<T>
<TR height="100%" width="100%" UNABLE="on">
<TD id=HB_Focus_Element vAlign=top width="100%" background="" height=250 UNABLE="off">tell me about it i was only driving down a lane from the garage to my mates house the worlds gone mad!!</TD></TR>
<TR hb_tag="1" UNABLE="on">
<TD style="FONT-SIZE: 1pt" height=1 UNABLE="on">
<DIV id=hotbar_promo></DIV></TD></TR></T></TABLE>

forshay
15-01-2004, 02:38 PM
Gotdam, Dont we love the police? A bunch of lazy pigswho go for the easy job, You know I see more police around London eating in Bagel shop and chippies than I do catching crims.


Tobes , dont av' it, Appeal and petition!!


Or Next you'll be going down for that spliff you smoked earlierhttp://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley11.gif

Jeryl
15-01-2004, 05:50 PM
Or Next you'll be going down for that spliff you smoked earlierhttp://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley11.gif











I've already informed the authorities http://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley36.gif

Tobes
15-01-2004, 05:59 PM
yeah dont worry if jeryl disapears he's fine http://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley36.gifmoved to australia http://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley16.gif

Loki
15-01-2004, 10:14 PM
Jammin you forget to mention your mates house and the garage are about 2 miles apart, and you have to cross at least 3 ropey junctions........


.........oh and weren't you fish faced? I distinctly remember hearing about the bettr part of half a bottle of tequila being involved! If they only doing you for the ;lack of seat belt then you lucky as f**k they didnt smell your breath!LOL


Or have I got my wossnames doohickied?

Tobes
16-01-2004, 10:48 AM
yeah ive been pulled pissed before and they didnt breathalise me,, f**k im lucky sometimes :smiley17:

Jamin
16-01-2004, 11:14 AM
<TABLE id=HB_Mail_Container height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0 UNABLE="on">
<T>
<TR height="100%" UNABLE="on" width="100%">
<TD id=HB_Focus_Element vAlign=top width="100%" background="" height=250 UNABLE="off">Loki----, luckily for me it was pre tequila. I don't think could even told you my name after that night, or even find my car, let alone drive the beast. I feel as though it was the cars fault as well it was being sold the next day, and somehow it knew it was going to have a rough life from then. In revenge it somehow alerted a fellow car namely a cop car about my minor slip in the law, and the rest is history. I HATE THAT BLOODY CAR!!!! http://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley7.gif</TD></TR>
<TR UNABLE="on" hb_tag="1">
<TD style="FONT-SIZE: 1pt" height=1 UNABLE="on">
<DIV id=hotbar_promo></DIV></TD></TR></T></TABLE>

Tobes
16-01-2004, 11:20 AM
burn the fecker jamin mate http://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley7.gif

Jamin
16-01-2004, 11:26 AM
<TABLE id=HB_Mail_Container height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0 UNABLE="on">
<T>
<TR height="100%" UNABLE="on" width="100%">
<TD id=HB_Focus_Element vAlign=top width="100%" background="" height=250 UNABLE="off">i wish i had, but its had worse its gone to auction, so by now its probably lying in some scrappers yard in a state of demolition. That 'll learn it http://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley14.gif</TD></TR>
<TR UNABLE="on" hb_tag="1">
<TD style="FONT-SIZE: 1pt" height=1 UNABLE="on">
<DIV id=hotbar_promo></DIV></TD></TR></T></TABLE>

Tobes
16-01-2004, 12:09 PM
yeah that car wont be messing no one round anymore http://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley15.gif