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Tobes
01-01-2004, 12:29 PM
ez everyone,


ok well heres what happened to me, well you all know about me blacking out a couple of weeks ago and getting taken home by the police, well guess what, i blacked out again, but this time when i cam round i had blood on my face and it wasnt my blood:smiley3:i think ive broken my big toe, ive mashed up my fist and a massive rip in my pucka new jacket http://www.itstooloud.com/webwiz/smileys/smiley6.gifso heres the last thing i remember, being well pissed, drank much too much, i reckon i had about 6 double vodkas and orange, 3 shots of tequila and loads of champagne thanks to me forking out for two bottles the cool mo fo that i am http://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley10.gifi remember being with a mate and his girl friend and a few of his mates, his mates decided to blast off to nottingham square at about 15 to midnight, my friend with his girl friend suggested i go with them as they were going to have a couple more drinks and go home, so i attempt to leave the bar with a bottle of champas and the door men wouldnt let me leave with it, so obviously i wasnt gonna hang around the door for new years, so i legged it with the champas,,, wooohaaa, i remember finding thesemy friends friendsat the square and thats all i remember, blacked out from about 5 to midnight and came around at 5am freezing cold and soaking wet, at this time i didnt know i had been in a fight, nearly scrapped with two security guards at carlton tv studios cos the f**kers wouldnt let me in to get warm so i told them to f**k off and they came out like they were gonna kick my head in, as soon as they realised i didnt really care and i was going to scrap them anyway they went back in the dicks, moved on when they said they were calling the cops, and managed to find a sound as f**k iranian security guard a few buildings down the road, he let me in to get warm, he was the one who pointed out i had been in a fight cos he said i had blood on my face, so i went to the loo and lokked in the mirror and sh*t i had a line of blood on my forehead, but it wasnt mine, and im sure i didnt head but anyone cos there are no marks, security guard offered me to hang around and give me a lift home when he finished work but i decided to walk anyway and it was cold byow, so thats it, im home im tired i cant walk, ive got a cut lip but i think i may have bit it, and my hand is all swolen, the good news is i think i may have won the fight cos i dont really have any other marks, i just hope i didnt beat up some old granny cos she wouldnt give me her coat.


i am wondering if someone tried to mug me and thats why i had a fight, god knows, hopefully later on i will get my friend to contact his mates, and i prey i didnt fight one of them, so yeah major f**k up,,, thats it im off the boos for 2004 i cant handle my drink at all, would have gone to my mates party but my cars a bit mashed and i didnt want to drive in ithttp://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley6.gif


anyway i hope you guys had a better night than me, happy new year guys...

Loki
01-01-2004, 08:08 PM
Well what can I say?


No mine was alright, had some chinese duck thingy, a few pints with people I vaguely knew, then trundled home to bed at about 3ish, woke up without a hangover, has to be the fiorst time thats happened since new years day 1989/90. Feel good and positive about the new year, i think, and have a list of things I want to do by 31st December 2004. Think this'll be a year of many changes for Loki - f**k knows I need them.


Anyway HAPPY NEW YEAR TO U ALL!

Lazarus
02-01-2004, 01:36 PM
Well Tobes...if the police in Nottingham need to fit someone up for a serious crime committedbetween 23:45 31/12/03 to 05:00 01/01/04 they know where to come:smiley1:


Had a mellow one myself, had a meal, supposed to be with Loki but there was much confusion caused by Mrs Lazarus ringing the restaurant and confusing the f**k out of the Chinese staff, which led to them reducing the table from 11 to 7 when it actually needed to be 13. It was alright in the end as we managed to get two tables abotu 15 minutes apart. Lokisat on thegrown ups tableand Mr and Mrs Lazarus sat with the pissed up younger types who had a party poppers fight as soon as we got the table.After the meal we were walking 50 yards to the pub and found a taxi available outside (very rare on NYE), seeing as we had managed to get soaking wet in the 50 yard walk (we were right on the waterfront and it was a proper downpour) we didn't much feel like waiting 20 minutes for a drink, let alone walking 2 miles home in biblical weather (asyou would describe it Loki) at 3 in the morning after Karaoke fun.


We got back concerned as to our new cats whereabouts...Had some wine and watched Desmond Decker on Jools Holland...The cat turned up looking very pissed off and wetter than any cat I've ever seen, we did think it had another home 'cos it just started coming round in the evenings but we learnt different. The cat dried off next to a radiator in a state of extasy only cats can acheive. All in all the Lazarus Family had a pleasant NYE and the year got off to a good start 'cos I didn't feel like death the first day of the New Year.


Happy New Year...


P.S. Loki fancy a game of Snooks later?

Tobes
02-01-2004, 02:12 PM
sounds good geez, ive spoke to loads of people and it seemed like a mellow one for loads of people, thats good man, better to start the year off mellow than crazy like me, ive been all paranoid worried about what i did and how i sustained my injuries,, aarrgghh http://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley11.gif


safe geez

tumbleweed
02-01-2004, 09:40 PM
lol @tobes!sorry mate sounds sh*t should o stayed in like me safe n sound I havent been a fan NYE knees ups for years always end with my shirt ripped of my back or somesuch if you go to a party tends to be bollox

Tobes
02-01-2004, 10:13 PM
mate ive been drinking water for two days, its time to sober up http://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley19.gifbut hey i will most likely lose some weight if i stay of the boos, and man my foot is still kiling TW, i cant even put my shoes on http://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley6.gifapart from that ive been doing loads of sh*t since NYE getting my life back on track, had to throw away my £200 henri lloyd jacked tho and it was new http://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley12.gif


i can handle it:smiley2:

Loki
03-01-2004, 12:11 AM
POSSESSION IS THEFT!