More Mrs Wit

[Lazarus]

Another E-mail my wife sent me...





It's late at night and man and wife are going to bed. As the husband undresses he catches a glimpse of himself in their bedroom mirror.


"Oh Christ, look at the state of me! I've lost all of my muscle tone, my belly's big and fat, my hair's receding and I even think my Old Fella is shrinking! PLEASE pay me a compliment."


"Well" replies his wife "Your eye sight is perfect...." Edited by: Lazarus

[Tobes]

sh*t man you shouldnt bring your personal life here dude, its very sad http://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley19.gif

[Lazarus]

She was just joking Tobes...I think...:smiley4:


I wouldn't put me and my missus real arguments on here mate...a bit too hardcore for even a dnb site...:smiley1:


That would be sadhttp://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley23.gif

[Tobes]

i know it was a joke man, i was pulling ya leg

[forshay]

LOL:smiley17:


lazarus is a bit of a stand up comic! well, your mrs is at least.


keep 'em coming, nuff jokes.

[Oracle]

hehe....thats a good un Laz.....nice http://www.itstooloud.com/smileys/smiley32.gif